The NEXT person to offer a review on Amazon for These Foolish Things (and throw one on Goodreads, too, if you’re there) WILL have a character named after him/her in The Baldie Chronicles, the prequel to These Foolish Things and currently being written.
Just go to the Amazon site, write a review and BAM! you will be immortalized in print (should you prefer an actual book) and pixels (Fun with Kindle).